Ben and Max were smitten with Betje and Matje - two cute Dutch girls they met while watching the Netherlands-Brazil game.Suddenly, Max didn't like schnitzels so much any more, and switched his support from Germany to Holland.
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Now THAT is a smart penguin!
Max wouldn't let his team down. Just a tiny little lie to get into a Dutch girl's skirt. Many men have done the same before.
Max won't waver in his devotion to schnitzel. Football goes far beyond a few bouts of meaningless sex.
Oh don't be mistaken Mookie, it starts with the skirt but soon enough Max will be saying:
"We loved that movie, didn't we hun?"
"We are vegitarians"
"Can't go drinking with you guys, we are going to the Poconos this weekend"
Max has already donned his wooden shoes by the time you read this.
Gee Mojo.....
Sounds like you speak from experience. You need to take those testicles out once in a while and give them some air.
I'm sure that was you I saw at lunchtime eating a 'Lean Cuisine' outside in the park while reading 'O'.
Besides, Netherlands won today - she can leave the shoes on for all Max cares. This little fling will all be over once Sunday rolls around.
It was not a McHappy day for Max last Sunday. He was all primed for a nookiefest worthy of a World Cup victory. There were all sorts of mind-bending possibilities dancing through his head prior to the match. But sadly, none were to be realized this day.
Max is laying the blame squarely at the feet of the referee for his not being able to get his flipper on with his now ex-Dutch girlfriend....
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