Does Antarctica even have a team? Who are Ben and Max cheering for? I guess it doesn't matter. The German machine will destroy them all!!!!
Ben: "Who are you cheering for in the Cup?"Max: "Well the Germans, of course. They play football much like they build cars - very, very well. How about you?"Ben: "The English - minor setback against the Americans but we'll right the ship and be there in the final."Max: "Really? the English? C'mon, is that a sentimental choice?"Ben: "Not at all. I think this may be their time."Max: "You're clueless..."Ben: "Why would you say that? They've got just as good a chance as the Germans and our top players are better than their top players."Max: "Okay, name one of England's 'top players'"Ben: "I'll do you one better and name two - David Beckham and Michael Owen."Max: "......."Ben: "What?"Max: "You know, sometimes I don't think you could pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the heel."
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Does Antarctica even have a team? Who are Ben and Max cheering for? I guess it doesn't matter. The German machine will destroy them all!!!!
Ben: "Who are you cheering for in the Cup?"
Max: "Well the Germans, of course. They play football much like they build cars - very, very well. How about you?"
Ben: "The English - minor setback against the Americans but we'll right the ship and be there in the final."
Max: "Really? the English? C'mon, is that a sentimental choice?"
Ben: "Not at all. I think this may be their time."
Max: "You're clueless..."
Ben: "Why would you say that? They've got just as good a chance as the Germans and our top players are better than their top players."
Max: "Okay, name one of England's 'top players'"
Ben: "I'll do you one better and name two - David Beckham and Michael Owen."
Max: "......."
Ben: "What?"
Max: "You know, sometimes I don't think you could pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on the heel."
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